rocb0yz:

titytwochainz:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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"LOOK AT THE DOG"

me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation

(Source: spockular)

taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

nyxocity:

sungodphoebus:

i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST

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NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE

Upon getting braces my friend asked the ortho how she could give a bj without the wind and grind of the pecker recker (She was pretty open). His response was a little candle wax and make sure to use the tongue
Anonymous

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

Omg I love it!

(Source: flyingscotsman)